How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:
- Dad: Have you seen my phone?
- You: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
- Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
- Friend: You're so crazy.
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
- Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
- Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
- Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
- Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
- Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
- Mom: Stop changing channels--
- Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:
Vic reads a list of common phrases that Jaime says incorrectly on a daily basis
Thank you so much to whoever made this.
Oh my god I feel your pain, Jaime. I messed up a phrase today out loud it was really embarrassing.
Jaime and I have a lot in common.
I just had to gif this. JUST LOOK AT JAIME. HE’S ALL LOST AND IT’S SO CUTE :3
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THANK YOU
Happy Father’s Day Mitch! We miss you but you will forever be in our hearts. Kenadee will turn out just fine with you watching her.
RIP Mitch
This is the third time I’ve read this and it’s the third time it’s broken my heart.
Oh my lord, what a way to tear my heart out.
friend ?????!?
fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
Aww
war kills people from the inside out sometimes
“In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.”
i think i’ve posted this before but it’s so powerful
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.
OH MY GOD IM AT WORK AND I JUST CANT… DYING
